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I wanted to share some of the favorite “Featured Headlines” I’ve seen on the internet recently:

    * Girl’s fake essay wins Hannah Montana tickets
    * Sweet surprise: Lost ring turns up in fudge
    * Foul-mouthed customer leaves big tip
    * $2 filing cabinet yields big dividends
    * Man refuses to take out trash for a year
    * Woman dons bikini for icy New Year dip

Did these come from the Onion?  Wrong.  Sadly, these are from CNN.

It is appalling how much sensationalism and celebrity news has taken over all mainstream media.  If the story doesn’t jolt you for a second and then slide off your brain, it won’t get shown.  Any story requiring any amount of thought or showing real world issues won’t play to the attention deficient masses.

When I went to CNN headline news the other day to get some coverage about the Iowa caucuses, Larry King and Anderson Cooper were too busy dissecting the Britney Spears meltdown.  (I wish I were kidding!)

Based on all of this, (and this article) I am going to stop using CNN.com to get my news and switch to MSNBC


CNN.com
When it was worth reading: When the only other option was TV

Why you must stop: It’s not news, it’s sensationalist stories that don’t constitute world-changing news. The site’s headlines, often with invitations to “watch this,” have long been fodder for Gawker. The front page looks like an “oddly enough” section. So either take that to its logical conclusion and read full-on trash, or switch to a real news site.

Replace with: MSNBC for better (not perfect) mainstream headlines.

For a laugh, I also highly recommend Fark-Politics!